February 2008


GIRL 6 (1996)

(I generally avoid giving information about key plot points in these reviews. Those colourful folks on the interweb who speak fluent modern computer gibberish in lieu of the English language refer to these as “spoilers”. Up until comparatively recent times, the only “Spoiler” I was aware of was a masked pro wrestler of some decades ago, but as far as I remember, his specialty was the claw hold and not so much movie reviews. Anyway, discussing this movie seemed to necessitate disclosing some details of the storyline, so if that’s likely to affect your enjoyment of Girl 6 down the track, you probably want to give this one a miss.)

This movie closes with a shot of the main character (Theresa Randle) looking across a busy Hollywood street where she (and we) view a movie marquee bearing the title of this picture. The shot then broadens out to include a large sign which says “The End”. It’s actually kind of a satisfying “clever” gimmick ending for a few seconds, right up until you realise Jerry Lewis ended at least two of his movies with pretty much the same kind of gimmick three decades earlier. In each case, the director is telling you “Movie over – back to reality”, or “You have just been watching a movie”. I guess this is handy just in case you thought you’d fallen through a hole in space-time continuity and were now living in a different dimension, or if you’d got confused or forgetful and thought you were knitting or playing ping pong instead of watching a movie.

When Jerry Lewis does this, it tells us nothing about the content of the movies whatsoever, which contain the usual amount of mugging and what, in ancient reviewer-speak, used to be termed “pratfalls”, along with the whole saccharine ambush business of Jerry winding up with the pretty lady. It’s a guy looking for a sharp, impressive “modern” way of withdrawing from the picture, and that’s about the whole business right there. *

In Spike Lee’s case, he’s trying to make a point. Of course. It’s back to reality for both the viewer and the lead character, and an attempt to semaphore both that we have been voyeurs complicit in the sexual exploitation Theresa Randle’s character has (been) submitted to (the old Hitchcock routine) **; and to inoculate the viewer with the notion that Spike has treated us to a heavy dose of reality here. I don’t know what the unders/overs are on that bet, but I’m willing to take the point-spread that he didn’t get there.

Theresa Randle plays an actress who can’t get a break, and is struggling for a buck, which she demonstrates by wearing different flashy designer outfits in every new scene, some of which are such a big deal that they get their own separate screen credits after the movie. For someone who states numerous times that she is struggling for rent and food money, she must be one heck of a keen-eyed bargain shopper.

She stumbles into a job as a phone sex provider, dubbed “Girl 6”, for which she turns out to have a remarkable aptitude. This naturally occurs in the most picturesque, clean office setting with the best employer and working conditions in sex industry history. Hey, stop jolting us with all that devastating reality stuff, Mr L.

She gets addicted to the process, and there seems to be a dark fatalistic drift towards an apparently inevitable Looking for Mr Goodbar type conclusion, until either the scriptwriter (Suzan Lori-Partridge, sorry, “Lori-Parks”) or the director lose the heart to pull the trigger, and instead have her get a nasty scare that wakes her up, and she moves to LA and goes right back to her plans of being a regular-style actress instead of the kind who lies to men about their penis-size over the phone while reading aluminium siding brochures.

That’s pretty much the whole movie. While we’re meant to think the whole phone sex deal was a way of Girl 6 defining both her limitations and real ambitions, and discovering something essential about herself, you’d be forgiven for feeling that she could have skipped the whole episode, gone straight to LA and continued with her struggling actress career straight away, thus cutting down the movie to a tidy five minutes including opening and closing credits, and without losing anything vital in terms of character development.

Because it spends so much time and effort foreshadowing an ending that never happens, Girl 6 is left as a set of scenes laid end to end without a centre.

The main character tends to unfurl in the same direction. Theresa Randle can be terrific being appealing, or harried, or sexy, or a sarcastic foil for her real best friend and fellow lonesome loser back at the apartment block (played by Spike Lee), but at no time is it possible to buy that these are all the same character. She’s likeable, and looks just wonderful in all those shatteringly expensive-looking outfits that are apparently readily accessible to those on a pliers-grip tight budget, and I didn’t really want to see her get it in the neck either, but none of that adds up to a character that holds the attention or a complete movie.

What’s good here is that Spike Lee can tell a story with a camera – or at least communicate a scene – with the facility of a Steven Spielberg, and generally with a fair bit more style. Whether he actually says anything in particular with that style is another argument.

It makes me think of how he uses the late 60s/early 70s style overlapping dialogue throughout the scenes in the phone sex office. He does it great, but it doesn’t communicate anything in particular. I mean, we already knew that a lot of people would be talking at once in such an office.
In Robert Altman’s MASH, this technique says something about the disjunctive reality of the situation, and in that and other pictures of the time there’s a jolt of perceived reality in there – hey, that’s how people talk in real life, and never did in the movies. In George Clooney’s Good Night and Good Luck, it at least conveyed the sense of a busy and sometimes frenzied TV news office.

In Girl 6, we don’t achieve any greater perspective on the phone sex business or the characters – we just hear an elegantly multi-tracked mix of the employees purveying various perversions. And it’s all so neatly and soothingly done that even if the overlapping dialogue had had something specific to say about phone sex – and as far as I’m concerned, no such comment is readily detectable – the downright smooth and seductive sound of it probably would have undercut any message intended anyway.

That’s what I’m getting at with the Spike Lee technique, as opposed to when he’s just flat-out storytelling. It doesn’t always seem to have any direct connection to the story he’s trying to tell or the points he’s trying to make. It’s just there. In this case you end up with something easy to watch, but you’re not quite sure why you had to watch it.

But any movie which starts off with cameos by Quentin Tarantino and John Turturro in the first two scenes is never going to be all bad. You probably have to stick with this for five minutes just to see Turturro as Randle’s agent. His comedy wig gives the performance of the movie. Tarantino is funny sending himself up as a complete asshole. This routine probably would have sat better in a Larry Sanders episode than Girl 6, but you’ll be glad it’s there.

Also wandering off anything resembling the main branch of the film are some fantasy scenes, where Randle imagines herself in various African-American movie and television roles of the past. She does Dorothy Dandridge as Carmen (a demographic brain-explosion of a specific reference that must have been lost on at least 75% of movie-goers in 1996), Foxy Brown from the blaxploitation cycle of movies in the early 70s, and joins with Spike for a spirited recreation of the sitcom The Jeffersons. ***
I have no idea what these scenes are doing in this movie, but once again, you’ll be glad they’re there.

Madonna is also in there, in a small but memorable role, playing a hard-nosed owner of both a pole-dancing bar and an alternative (and dangerous) phone sex operation. She’s actually very good. Don’t know if she had any clue that her participation in this role tends to come over as a pointed if not vicious satire of her former real life role of hustling her own sexuality on a showbiz retail basis for money (and whatever effect the prominence of such pointy-bra and five-star underwear flavoured marketing would have had on the overall perception of female roles in society, and all that jazz.) Don’t know for sure that’s what Spike Lee necessarily had in mind neither. But the casting of such a role in a movie that strives so irritatingly hard to make points about sexual exploitation, female sexual roles, etc was always going to beg that particular awkward question. ****

Spike Lee is his own best actor as usual. He plays the usual, overly talkative, pushy, nerdy character who has an unexpected sideline in devastatingly shrewd one-liners. (Well, it’s not exactly unexpected at this stage of the game, but you get what I mean.) Isaiah Washington’s character of the screw-up former boyfriend is a cipher as written, and there’s nothing he can do with it. Michael Imperioli (Chris in The Sopranos) registers mightily in a nasty little role as a potential stalker, but much like the other somewhat disturbing male-caller character of “Bob Regular” (Peter Berg) – and the Isaiah Washington character for that matter – he both appears and disappears from the movie on an apparent whim.

For a movie which plays so much on the idea of making the audience voyeurs and sexual exploiters as well, and stridently if fitfully tries to nailgun us with various points about such exploitation, it also appears to be dealing from a badly stacked deck. When Quentin Tarantino playing sleazy director Quentin Tarantino insists on our heroine exposing her breasts at an audition because this is “essential” to the movie he’s going to make, and she is embarrassed, angry and disappointed, but shows them anyway, we don’t really have to see them. They could have shown her disrobing from behind, shown only her face, cut it how they liked, and we still would have known exactly what was going on, without seeing one naked square centimetre of Randle’s torso. But B’DOING-B’DOING, there they are, right in screen-centre where everyone can get a good eyeful. Oh, ok, and WE’RE meant to be the perverts here. Riiiiight. The moral apparently is that sometimes when you stack a deck badly enough, you can wind up cheating yourself.

Similarly, every time Girl 6 heads out to work, she’s in another incendiary arrangement of physique-clamping couture to the point where, even if Mr Magoo was in the vicinity, he couldn’t possibly mistake her for his nephew Waldo, or a handy passing gorilla. What, she forgets on a daily basis that she’s working in phone sex, rather than the traditional full-contact NCAA-style variety? Even if this is meant to make some point about her increasing addiction to her line of work, or her waywardly-blooming sexual persona or whatever the deal would be, the point’s blown because she’s dressing like that pretty much from Day One anyway.

Girl 6 is kind of an elegant mess of a picture that changes its mind about where it’s going on pretty much every level, heads off boldly in a wide variety of directions and then winds up back where it started without quite convincing you that it’s ever gone anywhere at all. Perhaps because of the subject matter – both thematically and, regarding Lee’s handling of NYC, visually, perhaps because of Theresa Randle or Spike Lee (on screen), and definitely because of some wayward but enjoyable cameos and vignettes, it holds the attention. And once it’s got it, it has no apparent earthly idea of what to do with it.

(6 out of 11 on the time-honoured MPHOAH scale)

* (You could argue that, at least in The Bellboy, it’s a comment on the movie-making process, which is valid in that Jerry, realising there was a hole in the release schedule for Jerry Lewis material that summer, took himself and a camera crew off to the Fontainebleau [that’s how they spell it] Hotel in Miami Beach and basically improvised himself a movie in a couple of weeks, along the lines of how the old silent comedians used to work. Given that, in watching The Bellboy, the process of how the movie was made is arguably more interesting than anything by way of content, it seems harsh to carp too much about a gimmick ending that at least nominally comments on that process.)

** (The most definitive use of this device perhaps can be seen in Michael Powell’s early 60s movie Peeping Tom, in which the disturbed killer is a voyeur who films as he kills, and we are uncomfortably subjected to the same viewpoint as he during the murders.)

*** (This sequence with The Jeffersons gets a separate editing credit which is just as odd as the specific credits for individual garments. Even more odd, the editing in this skit is extremely confusing, and actually detracts from the humour and the sitcom recreation look. It’s like someone from the Natural Born Killers crew took over directing halfway through a Saturday Night Live episode.)

**** (This casting manoeuvre seems eerily reminiscent of various past examples of Woody Allen casting pointedly if not nastily to type, which doesn’t seem entirely impossible since Lee is such an obvious fan of the later, unfunnier Woody Allen movies. The Allen examples that come immediately to mind are a cameo by Daryl Hannah playing a statuesque blonde at a party who is casually revealed as a vapid, nothing-to-say airhead, and Alan Alda cast hilariously as a cheesy, weaselling, fatuous, pretentious dolt. Of course, the possibility absolutely exists that the directors had no such intentions whatsoever, and were merely helping out friends/colleagues they liked and respected with a part in their movies. Tell you what - you watch the films concerned, and you decide.

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OK, managed to get behind in the game again, so we’ll pick up a few titles here. Also time to go back to the original idea of shorter reviews, both to lesser punish the writer and cater more appropriately for the likely interweb attention span. *

SARAH SILVERMAN: JESUS IS MAGIC (2005)

I knew Sarah Silverman only from Saturday Night Live, and a couple of other appearances on pay TV here.

This is a concert movie of one of her live stand-up performances, exceptionally well shot, with completely integrated song sequences. Director Liam Lynch did a knock-out job giving the star and material as enhancing a setting as possible.

Sarah Silverman is one of the most boggling and gogglingly fascinating stand-ups I’ve ever seen. She does kind of a parody sheltered Jewish-American Princess character, full of herself, the most horrendous prejudices and an astounding collection of blank spots concerning anything resembling insight into the world around her. She seems to be on a mission to appal, but has a cunning way of peering slyly around the character to break it up.

Her delivery is perfect, she’s a commanding performer, the camera just loves her, and she’s very funny. Her timing is just the tits. Most of the songs are pretty sensational too, and the full-blown music videos Liam Lynch (“United States of Whatever”) put together of them are knockout quality. Oh, yeah, she can really sing too.

The enjoyment derived from Jesus is Magic will be pretty much directly proportionate to how appalling you like your comedy to be, in terms of a complete onslaught on conventional coffee-table values, particularly on the subject of racial matters. To call this politically incorrect would be to do it the disservice of violent understatement. But I normally wouldn’t care for that sort of thing, and I thought both the movie and Silverman were great. I actually watched most of it again the next day, which I’d generally do with movies approximately never.

Also loved the final gag with the old song by the band Yes. The only thing that topped that was finding out in the DVD extras that they paid $15,000 to use the two lines from the song.

(10 out of 11 MPHOAH)

ART SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL (2006)

Terry Zwigoff and Dan Clowes’ post-Ghost World collaboration, which in a way is a kind of miniature King of Comedy of the art world. A talented but withdrawn art school kid deals with an assortment of comparatively vital but mostly horrible personalities around him at college and on the fringes of ArtLand, and grows increasingly jaded with how patently obvious crap is praised, while his talents are ignored. Plus there’s an (unrequited) love interest, and a subplot about a series of murders around campus.

Clowes’ off-kilter black humour, fascination with bizarre characters and physiognomy, and distanced viewpoint with occasional explosions into burning resentment are all present and correct as found in his comic book work, and Zwigoff is a perfectly apt collaborator, but this feels kind of artificial, and a protagonist as completely inert as the art school kid in this is difficult to get involved with on any level. Much as the concluding chain of ironies are cleverly constructed, the King of Comedy style ending seems tacked on with all tacks clearly visible, and nothing much to do with the rest of the picture. The movie looks nice, it holds the attention, but it kind of comes off as Todd Solondz Lite.

There are a lot of good performances in there though. Steve Buscemi is fun as usual, John Malkovich does a most enjoyable John Malkovich as the art teacher, Anjelica Huston registers huge with almost no screen-time, Katherine Moennig rockets off the screen in her couple of minutes, and Jim Broadbent steals the whole picture in a complete alcoholic shipwreck portrayal of the ultimate viciously disillusioned former artist. Actually, my favourite acting job in the movie is by Jack Ong, playing another professor, with a completely enervated lack of anything resembling zest for life that pleasingly recalls Jack Soo’s sensationally dyspeptic portrayal of Det. Yemana in the TV show Barney Miller.

If you like “different”, it’s different enough to be worth the look. But as good as it can be here and there, don’t expect miracles. I’ve got a feeling you’d get a lot more out of it if you’d ever studied art or worked in that area.

(8 out of 11 MPHOAH)

ROOM SERVICE (1938)

The odd Marx Bros movie out. In the middle of their MGM run, they went out on loan to RKO Studios, which apparently had no idea what to do with them, and thus bought a successful pre-existing prototypical stage farce (about the stage) and tried to insert the Marx Bros into it, using one of the Marxes’ better screenwriters (Morrie Ryskind) to tack some comedy business for them in around the edges. It’s the kind of thing an in-form Mel Brooks (so we’re talking decades ago) could have absolutely slaughtered, but with the Marx Bros, either they’ve got to give way or the tight-knit storyline has to give way, and both take turns in fits and starts and ultimately no-one is the winner.

(Well, if anyone was, in a sense it was the Marx Bros because their screen-retired brother Zeppo, acting as their agent, managed to get them quarter of a million dollars for loitering around RKO, which wasn’t exactly loose pocket-change in 1938. RKO also paid nearly that much for the movie rights to the original play. Looking at Room Service, although the sets don’t seem completely on the verge of collapse, you’d be forgiven for assuming that those two payments accounted for the vast majority of the budget. Even the least of their MGM movies looked comparatively slick next to this.)

Groucho Marx plays a threadbare theatrical impresario with a shiny new turkey to exhibit on Broadway, and a full cast all holed up in the same swank hotel as him, only he hasn’t got money to pay the hotel bill, much less get the play in motion. His brother-in-law happens to be manager of the hotel, and runs desperate and reluctant interference for him as a new efficiency expert type guy (Philip Wood) from the hotel’s owners tries, with a progressively monumental level of frustration, to get to the bottom of the bill situation, and find the entire cast of the play, who periodically vanish into thin air. Chico plays Groucho’s assistant, Lucille Ball plays Groucho’s girlfriend (I think – this isn’t exactly made explicit in the scenario until the picture is pretty much packed back in the can), Frank Albertson is a jittery juvenile lead as the hick playwright who’s decided to add to Groucho’s troubles by turning up in the big city unannounced, and Harpo doesn’t really fit in at all, so he just plays Harpo.

The stage farce has a rhythm of chiselling and chicanery to it that keeps things popping along, until it runs headlong into bits of Marx Bros business, which stop the plot dead in its tracks, but threaten to become a pretty funny movie comedy, right up until the plot kicks in again.

It could have been a bigger mess than it is, and Groucho and Chico are real sports about adapting their normal screen characters to the demands of a more conventional farce, and both are quite good in character actor mode too, only it’s not necessarily what you want to see them doing. There are funny scenes involving a feigned illness, a live turkey on the loose, and a scene where the starved Marx Bros finally get to eat which would have stood up for itself just fine in any of their actual good pictures. Then there’s a morbid mess involving a purported poisoning death near the end of the movie, and when they hit the scenes involving the actual play (the one within the play), the fitful momentum of the enterprise suffers what in the cricket world is known as a comprehensive tail-end collapse.

It’s pleasant enough to watch now. I’d suggest you approach it with low expectations. Director William Seiter – who did one of the better Laurel & Hardy features, has a nice rhythm with the stage farce end of things, which is most of the movie. Philip Wood is extremely stagey and ultimately somewhat overbearing as the heel, but it’s a stagey kind of business anyway, and he’s got some very funny moments. Most of the cast is pretty good – even Ann Miller isn’t toxic in this. Lucille Ball does so well with what she’s given, you wish she was given a little more. Frank Albertson is a little wearying as the twitchy romantic lead. Basically, you have to try a lot harder than this to make a movie unentertaining when the Marx Bros are around, and that little innovation (it’s called Love Happy) was still ten years or so away when they made Room Service. For probably their second-worst picture as a team, it’s not really that bad.

(7 out of 11 MPHOAH)

* (A couple of people actually told me they bailed before the end of the King Kong 2005 review below. They think they’ve got problems – they should have tried to sit through the movie. Incidentally, you know you’re really entrancing an audience when you get complaints about free entertainment. Evidently the price is still too high.)

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